As a parent, I often wonder if I taught my sons and daughters everything they needed to know to lead a safe and sane life.
You know what I mean . . . don't run with a knife, don't stick beans in your nose, don't lick a frosted piece of metal, etc.. But, you know, I think I might have missed this particular piece of advice.
However, let's face it, if any of my sons or daughters ever tried this totally idiotic stunt, I figure they are way too stupid to survive in this world anyway!
Never . . . Ever . . . Ever . .. ..
Put a FIRECRACKER in your ass and light it! I REPEAT. . . Never.... Ever... Ever, Put a FIRECRACKER in your ass & light it ! ! !
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Now, that's . . ONE DUMB ASS !
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